Intimacy: Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2011 18:09 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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mozeltov 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:03

why were you beating your pet ferret?

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:43

42- That comment was made so much better by the cat in your picture.

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kay_joey 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 6:22

you're dad's cool man.

tiffanymarie14 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:58

so that's what we are calling it these days?

KingAdrock 16

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:44

YDI if there's only one bathroom in the house. Dad probably really had to go.

leahk1785 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:57

You ******* moron. That's animal abuse.

chemistrygirl 1

Monday 29 August 2011 16:16

Hahahhha spanking the ferret! Lmaoooo

summerguy97 16

Tuesday 8 November 2011 23:31

Ha! Spanking the ferret! I never heard that one!

sentryshooter777 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 5:53

lol bro to need to muzzle that ferret because it seems like it cries very loud when you spank it

KalieRanee 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 23:08

I hope you mean your dick... The first time i read this i was super confused on why you would spank your pet ferret! Haha

TotallyMadSelene 6

Friday 2 December 2011 8:41

That's not what he meant.

Z3RO458 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:34

Spanking the ferret? Lmao

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