Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped... - FML

By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:48

your car just trolled you hard.

Darklord53 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:47

Dumbass....smh

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smamlatina 4

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:40

Lesson: Explore all options. I.E.: every door

coocoocachoo2 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:50

Nothing gets past you does it slick

jarad206 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:17

Idiot.... YDI

erika729 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:42

That's 20 mins of that guys life he can never get back...smh

hobojo69 23

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:54

Ahaha I love this!

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Thursday 29 December 2011 1:35

Fuckass

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Thursday 29 December 2011 2:26

"facepalm"

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Thursday 29 December 2011 2:39

blonde moment?

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Thursday 29 December 2011 3:16

Motha fkn dumb ass :)

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Thursday 29 December 2011 3:33

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