Miscellaneous: Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been...

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:37

YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.

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I wish people would stop saying "itouch".

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teentee401 36

Sunday 12 May 2013 7:02

Why would you leave your brand new device outside? Besides rain, anything could have happened to it

zkb 6

Monday 9 June 2014 8:51

3 weeks is most definitely not a drought

Klima_fml 29

Thursday 4 September 2014 8:03

Drought or no drought, never leave it unattended outside at least. iPods are expensive you know :P

jellenwood 35

Wednesday 25 February 2015 3:53

Just 3 weeks!? You're lucky! Our lakes are drying up from no rain!

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