Kids: Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the...

By teacher - 25/01/2013 05:25 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML

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The_Mr_Troll 14

Sunday 12 January 2014 14:38

I don't see what the problem is, they were obviously playing Leap Frog.

martin8337 35

Friday 25 July 2014 16:23

Face down ass up, that's the way we like to !@#$.

spacewardtrout 16

Monday 6 October 2014 9:54

what, mating? oh no, no kid has ever heard that term before

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