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By yggiz - 29/08/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

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Sunday 29 August 2010 11:55

oh shit ouch ):

jrojas211 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 11:57

so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p

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Quin_MP_1551 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:21

damn...maybe u should be a lil more careful? cuz thats just ****** dumb

katerpillar_fml 0

Friday 12 November 2010 22:02

Round here they call the downstairs a cookiemonster

akatfml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 2:27

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damil34 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:37

that hurt like hell

loveluver7 0

Monday 4 July 2011 4:42

I only have one thing to say to that. EPIC FAIL!

Honda288 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 7:11

The comments on this FML are awesome.

ashhxoxo 14

Friday 12 August 2011 6:53

Lol, that sucks, but isn't that common sense?

Bently24 6

Monday 29 August 2011 6:33

The first thing you do when you have the hicupps is try to get rid of them right away in any situation.

ILovePink_Bro 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 7:15

That's a knee slapper.

softpaws 17

Saturday 25 August 2012 2:36

Lol duh! Its common sense... Atleast it prolly scared you so much that you got rid of your hiccups

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