By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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dafuqbro24 7

You should use those deepthroating skills somewhere else.

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mattorama 15

Addicted to spreadable saturated fat. YDI just on those grounds, doubly so for deep throating a knife.

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Korra_fml 23

you just learned that TODAY? what are you, 4?

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drshn 22

A cautious lick is OK but deep throating it is just stupidity. On the other hand it will be less painful the next time, if you know what I mean.

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ThatInvisibleBoy 7

you had to try it to figure out it was a bad idea?

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Makayla18_18 13

You're an idiot.

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missyb94 6

I can't even fathom why you would think it was a good idea to deep throat anything sharp.

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jonmaster69 7

I eat the knife and wonder who the hell put nutella on it

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rawlings123 17

How the hell are you even still alive? If you choke trying to eat nutella than I can't help but wonder hard difficult your life must be.

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