Miscellaneous: Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose....

By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML

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Tuesday 8 November 2011 9:07

I WAS CURIOUS!!!

kimmiekimmiekong 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 9:14

dumb ass *red foreman voice*

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anjtrg_1112 23

Monday 2 January 2012 7:22

Some kid did that in my math class. He thought an Altoid was cocaine :)

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 4 June 2012 20:13

Try everything once, right?

ReturnOfTheRat 6

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:47

Why was my first thought of trying that just to see what it's like >.

Attica 20

Saturday 6 October 2012 10:32

Kelso?

BVBARMY1238 9

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:51

i just tried it...

DontSaveMe 16

Monday 1 July 2013 19:56

W...H...Y...?

Strider207 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:06

Wow you are stupid

midnightmango 13

Thursday 6 November 2014 20:55

I've done that before, it got stuck

midnightmango 13

Wednesday 10 December 2014 21:56

I've done that before

jc1015 25

Tuesday 24 November 2020 12:17

please don't reproduce

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