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By Praz3721 - 28/04/2016 05:26 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I landed back in paradise in Hawaii, every time I come to this island I am dating someone and every time I leave, I'm single, I come here 8 times a year, FML
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tarlax 11

I would've believed it if you hadn't put in the "8 times a year" part. You need to learn the fine line between slight embellishment and being ridiculously full of shit. You can do it, I believe in you, OP.

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smallandroid 26

Sounds like you need to choose a new vacation spot.

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smallandroid 26

Sounds like you need to choose a new vacation spot.

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tarlax 11

I would've believed it if you hadn't put in the "8 times a year" part. You need to learn the fine line between slight embellishment and being ridiculously full of shit. You can do it, I believe in you, OP.

3 1