Love: Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have... - FML

By diskdude13 - 15/10/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished, she said "You're so funny!" and walked away. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

o76923 8

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:22

this has to be the most common theme ever: "I told a stranger I've secretly loved/stalked them forever then they laughed/called the police. FML." Seriously? This place has more stalkers than facebook...

treminaor 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:25

22 years? Too slow. YDI

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FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 19 October 2009 2:34

I feel for you, but YDI.

timz41 0

Monday 19 October 2009 12:40

maybe your about 21 years to late?

italianprincess8 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 19:12

You waited waaaaay too long. Sorry, man but YDI.

bigpsycho70 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 4:04

lol bullshit all the way

stullerjd 3

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:29

You ******* pussy. its your own damn fault

ht01 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:17

22 yrs? wow =|

smexehXredhead0 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:39

Bitch...

atishe24 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:30

22 years is two decades too many! :O YDI!

ibrahim_ayee 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:48

if it took you 22 years to tell her that you like her, you'll be dead by the time you try to propose.

blink_kid 32

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:18

Perhaps she was just overwhelmed by your confession?

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