Love: Today, I introduced my long-time crush to a new guy I work with.... - FML

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By no side hoe - 28/04/2016 15:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I introduced my long-time crush to a new guy I work with. Now they're hanging out all the time without me. FML.

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DoctorBitch 15

Friday 29 April 2016 6:04

At least somebody has a new bae

anarchymaniac 22

Friday 29 April 2016 9:21

Maybe you should tell your crush how you feel. Good luck, OP!

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DoctorBitch 15

Friday 29 April 2016 6:04

At least somebody has a new bae

anarchymaniac 22

Friday 29 April 2016 9:21

Maybe you should tell your crush how you feel. Good luck, OP!

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