Animals: Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been...

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By Aled - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 1:44

Now you know how Shaggy feels.

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gigglepuff 3

Friday 8 July 2011 9:56

lol yummmy!! haha least they tasted good ?! :o

porterc16 0

Friday 8 July 2011 10:11

******* retard

epicepidural 2

Friday 8 July 2011 10:30

don't complain about it if they tasted good.. smh.

DisasterReport 0

Friday 8 July 2011 10:46

Ew! ya nasty!

rawritsannie 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:09

YDI but in a way, I feel like I would have done the same thing...

ShazzFrazz 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:19

Been there done that -_-

MissGarcia88 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:38

mans best friend...mite as well share da same food haha

daminantion 14

Friday 8 July 2011 15:15

dodle, boners is loved on this site. gtfo troll.

saturnsonic 3

Friday 8 July 2011 21:53

Woof Woof!

Niikke 2

Friday 8 July 2011 22:24

Well it's usually made with really good stuff...better than many things you may eat... ;)

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