Money: Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

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Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:00

Let me guess, you loaded them in the car in such a way that everything was visible from outside of the car.

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Someone did go! but saw your car and thought it was better.

Comments

candyaddict54 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:42

wow that really sucks. wow the people in your neighborhood must be really untrustworthy. dont worry there's still karma, what comes around always goes around.