Intimacy: Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the...

By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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She wants you

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Comments

brightlink 8

Friday 7 April 2017 22:46

She wants you

OfficiallyFluffy 6

Tuesday 11 April 2017 6:20

I had a really long debate about this with my friend once my side was that I would still use it

Missbarbie 13

Tuesday 2 May 2017 23:03

??????

HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 4:03

ewwwwwwwww. just ew. don't even think blowing your nose with her clean underwear before she wears it would be effective... then you would just have booger breath.