Health: Today, I have a sinus infection and the flu on top of being 37... - FML

Content almost refused by staff

By Sick and Tired - 05/05/2016 04:39 - United States - Olathe

Today, I have a sinus infection and the flu on top of being 37 weeks pregnant. I realised that I can't sleep on my side or my sinuses clog painfully. I can't sleep on my back or the baby sits in an uncomfortable position that also makes it painful for me. Guess I won't be getting any sleep. FML.

agreeclassic 58

vote type 1 7

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…

Previous FML Next FML

TOP COMMENTS

Emma1562 35

Thursday 5 May 2016 22:48

Put pillow stacks in front of your tummy and try to make it to where you can sleep on your tummy

Comments

Emma1562 35

Thursday 5 May 2016 22:48

Put pillow stacks in front of your tummy and try to make it to where you can sleep on your tummy

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous My ex Stalker Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Top

Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML

agreeclassic 781

vote type 1 137

Today, I had to drive my grandmother to the emergency room. I periodically tried to call my parents but neither of them picked up, even when I called the house. We sat there for 6 hours and still no one took her to a room, and no response. Mom finally called back, only to tell me to get her a pack of cigarettes. FML

agreeclassic 488

vote type 1 82

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

agreeclassic 2 226

vote type 1 1 263

Today, every time I play on my PS4, my father does nothing but pester me about, "wasting my time on that garbage" and insists that I watch soap operas with him instead. FML

agreeclassic 976

vote type 1 106

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

agreeclassic 14 941

vote type 1 23 820

Today, mere hours after getting my knee out of plaster and walking normally again, I stepped on a giant nail, which went through my shoe and came out of the top of my foot. Surgery on the splintered bone, bandages, and no putting weight on it for at least 2 weeks. Here I go again. FML

agreeclassic 986

vote type 1 160