By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

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At first I was stumped, but then I started thinking maybe he got board.

I just hope that this incident wood be enough to cause him to turn over a new leaf.

skyeyez9 24

Some playground sets are wooden and that is most likely how he got it. Climbing and sliding down a railing or something like that.

Then how did it make it through his pants and underwear?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

puts a new spin to beating wood haha

The story behind that must be fantastic.

Um...What? Splinter in the Penis. Keep this story as when he is 15 acting like a typical Moody Teen you can unleash this upon him in front of his Crush.

0_0 Aren't I 'stumped'! However did he manage that tho?!