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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

kdahrouj 6

Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

At least it's not Justin bieber

perdix 29

Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:27

he must have a feminine side.

cooLING 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:34

What is with all the hate against 23 year-olds? Nobody's sexual interests die after 22. If someone's 18 and over, it's fair game. I have friends who dated with that specific age gap and they're happy.

itsvanessa1 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:49

Hey hey hey i also hav a miley cyrus obsession.shes awesome

F4TTiiE 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:01

I have an obsession too but its with Selena Gomez :)

srayray 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:13

is your boyfriend DaveDays?

FaraPjJammaz 13

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:14

Are you dating Dave from DaveDays;) ?

Silverangel007 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:54

That's just sad...

DruggedOnMusic 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 8:25

Was your boyfriend shan dawson?

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 8:37

He likes guys?

FML0926 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:22

I know how you feel... My ex wanted me to wear a Miley Cyrus wig during our happy time

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