Love: Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and...

By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:07

There's some information missing

hondawonderboy 4

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Lol never commit to something like that unless you got a ring on that finger

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