Love: Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy....

By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

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Monday 20 August 2012 9:01

Don't tell her?

myth454 2

Monday 20 August 2012 9:02

You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

Comments

jlperry31 10

Monday 20 August 2012 12:44

Don't tell her.. Problem solved

SwtCherryPie 26

Monday 20 August 2012 13:04

Derp... How about not telling her you are going on a date? Or, if you are underage and must tell her... wait until the last minute to say its a date. Just say you are going out with some friends.