Intimacy: Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend....

By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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Monday 19 November 2012 3:06

Return the favor, but with a used tampon. It might be gross, but it'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

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Scumbag Steve...

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skiddalz 21

Sunday 3 February 2013 19:26

Well that escalated quickly

lucasj2345 7

Friday 8 September 2017 17:08

yuck. what a sick move.

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