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By comfybathroom - 04/07/2016 10:30 - United States - Palmer

Today, I had planned out the entire day to spend Fourth of July with my friends and family. Today is also the day I woke up with the flu. FML

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Elgrin 15

Tuesday 5 July 2016 2:37

You caught the freedom bug! Seriously though OP, get well soon. :-/

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sleepyolivia 14

Monday 4 July 2016 19:35

This actually happened to my brother today. Spooky.

Elgrin 15

Tuesday 5 July 2016 2:37

You caught the freedom bug! Seriously though OP, get well soon. :-/

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Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to get in bed. She said, "Okay, but make sure to finish before Gossip Girl starts." FML

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Today, after weeks of being up nights to hand feed nine puppies, I, an insomniac, finally got to sleep during the day, which isn't easy for me, only to be woken by my partner asking me a stupid question that was unimportant, then made to feel like a jerk for being angry. I'm now stuck awake, pissed. FML

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Dance like nobody's watching!

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Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML

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Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

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Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML

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