Health: Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it,...

By maddy - 28/02/2010 17:10 - United States

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

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Sunday 28 February 2010 23:05

Try your best not to attract ants.

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Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;) they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol

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OhEmGee5 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:17

messy person. get your hair out of your face

jyd62 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:10

have a nice day lol!!

xxXChiiXxx 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:43

Ugh, you guys are idiots. You know, posting an FML doesn't take a long time, 5 minutes at the most. Or she could've posted it after she got back. Not everyone writes FMLs right when they happen. Think a little, it's fun to use your brain. -____-