Love: Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 02:47 - United States

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

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Tuesday 22 September 2015 11:57

If you went with him I'm sure you wouldn't have had as much fun as going with any of your friends or alone even

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Now, I ain't saying you a gold digger but.....

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HelenLFC 27

Sunday 27 September 2015 18:53

Brainer*

darkfireflame 15

Wednesday 30 September 2015 21:16

Take the tickets and run!

21_76 0

Friday 2 October 2015 13:46

Well.... What band is it?

Xaian1 17

Monday 26 October 2015 18:36

You should tell 'em what you want to tell' em don't let things get in your way :) it's better to do things sooner than later. Good luck.

WriterB 3

Saturday 31 October 2015 13:29

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