Health: Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate...

By Eli - 20/09/2011 00:21 - Canada

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

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Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:21

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SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 22:26

Idiots. Send them back a basket of shit.

gamernick1 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 13:27

Isnt bread free anyway?

am177037 9

Friday 19 July 2013 3:39

They want to kill you before you sue

Becca_Alvarez 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 23:19

Wow..but sorry to hear that

Snickers4 16

Saturday 22 November 2014 22:58

How does one say YDI for this. It's not their fault they are allergic to bread.

RandomMassacre 8

Saturday 23 January 2016 6:22

ha omg

ThunderLightTSV 31

Wednesday 8 June 2016 22:55

Easy way to say they don't give a ****, eh?

KrazyKatz3 26

Saturday 12 August 2017 13:10

Why do they need to apologize. You ate the bread. Why didn't you check?

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