Intimacy: Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By Traveler - 09/10/2015 02:06

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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Monday 1 June 2009 0:55

well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

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Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

Poor kids.

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zach329 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:18

LOL thats amazing

streetsoccer135 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:29

#13 that's because your gay for airport security haha lolzdog

LilMissSunshine1_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:03

so you were locked, cocked and ready to unload on the baggage carrier?

mon_e_mons 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:56

they must have thought you were going to unleash a biological attack on them XD

fuhresurex3 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:28

Damn Haha But FYL

4690flowerz 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:11

#1 haha. :D

CurdledMilk 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:30

I can see why they had to check it. You can obviously choke someone on your cum.

krupster 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:10

Way to go for having a **** that big that it looked dangerous LOL

zveltsen 2

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:18

Must've been the longest minute of your life! Many win comments in this lol.

shakakahn 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:46

Random erections at awkward times. Awesome concept for a tv show.

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