Health: Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf....

By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:44

I'm sorry but you only have yourshelf to blame

acommonman 23

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:45

Do you have a top to spin to ensure you're still not dreaming?

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gudey 6

Monday 23 February 2015 9:13

Watch out for your next dreams

feliciaheartu 21

Monday 23 February 2015 9:31

Talk about dejavu

bhfriday 9

Monday 23 February 2015 10:11

tell me the future

savageRabitt 6

Monday 23 February 2015 17:08

Maybe you had a vision of the future?

1Personation 11

Monday 23 February 2015 17:57

So you can predict the future?!! Wauw!

Dear_Karma 27

Monday 23 February 2015 19:31

Why would you have a shelf over you bed? YDI

Pablo1321 14

Monday 23 February 2015 21:04

dumb ****

Daevas 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 3:40

You could start a business with predictions that accurate...

silver_belle 7

Tuesday 24 February 2015 4:02

Maybe you're psychic lol

yerrkiddingme 2

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:26

dreams do come true :D

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