Love: Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious... - FML

By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML

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SwagPuppet 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:59

You better hope that shit doesn't come true!

RabidBunny 10

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:00

Your dream was a vision of the future! Now that you know, you must train in martial arts to ensure your safety! Good luck! :D

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checkurselfxxx 11

Friday 25 January 2013 7:05

been there. just make precautions.

elizabeth713 8

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:37

I have that dream about my ex too.

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