Miscellaneous: Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of... - FML

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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disadvantage 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:03

YDI. Why would you put them in the driveway? lol

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:10

Evidence removal is first priority. Clean-up is secondary. I bet you learned your lesson.

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Karmarocks946 9

Sunday 11 December 2016 20:06

Ydi. You shouldn't have been having parties anyways. Karma kicking ass is always deserved

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