Kids: Today, I had a 14 year old call me selfish because I don't want... - FML

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By IDEKAnymore - 18/05/2016 01:44 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, I had a 14 year old call me selfish because I don't want any kids. He then proceeded to tell me how he wants a lot and then he flirted with me the whole night. What makes it worse, I already had to deal with this kid before because he was trying to get with my 12 year old sister. FML

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najajensen 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 23:03

Uhm ... How old are you?

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najajensen 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 23:03

Uhm ... How old are you?

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