Health: Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends...

By so much for a good day - 15/07/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

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Friday 15 July 2011 23:14

Teenagers who claim to use marijuana just to look cool are almost as pathetic as a 3-legged dog with no fur.

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Comments

Stonedmanalex 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:27

Solution to all these faggots Eat Dank no harm what so ever only benifits

jusa39 1

Monday 16 April 2012 3:23

A migraine isn't a headache. If you got a "migraine" I'm assuming you puked all day and couldn't see?

nemcali 34

Monday 4 February 2013 0:12

You are my hero! I am still laughing

ohhitsher 5

Saturday 23 March 2013 18:59

& you actually listened.

Chris93Jones 20

Monday 26 August 2013 22:52

grumpy cat incarnate?

maxinator5000 7

Wednesday 4 September 2013 20:34

It calms me down.

Ashlei69 4

Friday 28 March 2014 19:12

#26 your an idiot, hear why.. because your so judgmental that you have to relate weed to a 3 legged dog without fur. that dog can't help itself you ******* retard