Work: Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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RainbowStaple 13

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:09

KFC Advertisement has gone too far.

nachosbabygurl 9

Friday 20 June 2014 18:08

why was there a chicken in a elevator with you?

SexyMexi21 23

Thursday 4 September 2014 20:31

Only in the UK

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 17 December 2014 5:36

I need to know the story behind this.

Emma1562 35

Saturday 28 March 2015 1:16

Huh?

BMBBball31 15

Friday 14 August 2015 8:37

That's a good thing!

Saucy_boy 1

Friday 13 January 2017 9:28

what the actual ****?

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