Work: Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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Thursday 24 November 2011 16:01

Lucky!

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Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Now how did that happen?

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rebelfarmer19 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:26

chickens are evil shit heads

hamncheeseinit 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:27

Was it dead?

artprincess 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:30

why did u has a chicken

artprincess 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:30

why did u has a chicken

chels1994 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:30

why the hell was there a chicken in an elevator?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:33

Chicken from Cow and Chicken, yeah?!

LullzKitteh 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:49

was the chicken beheaded like that doctor in Texas?

creedaddict 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:49

Was he taking the short cut to cross the road

arcticplague 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:00

At least you won't starve

wushuxu 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:04

Must have been fun! Haha

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