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By CDeVeney92 - 17/03/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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Saturday 17 March 2012 11:59

*looks at the location* That explains everything.

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:56

hey a man gotta have his pie

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Samiyah_fml 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:19

YDI man......ALWAYS. OFFER. PIESSSSSS

aFreedom127 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:24

Don't be a pie hoarder...share, share, share.

xstream 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:25

americans

katiejeankran 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:26

Well, I'm sure you learned your lesson then.

micahsmommy 13

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:36

Pie is the best part. Every southern boy needs dessert with his meal.

iamyummylicious 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:48

YDI for not offering pie. Derp.

xXSmilezXX 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:50

You should have threatened to shoot his pies...

wittygirl 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:50

Ah McDonald's apple pies, they can do thy to people

MisterEx 28

Saturday 17 March 2012 13:55

For some reason I read it like "because I didn't offer the guy any piss to go with his meal". What's wrong with me?

GovernorGeneral 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 13:56

The way you said that... :')

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