Health: Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping...

By Kole - 13/01/2017 20:00

Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even that funny. FML

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Friday 13 January 2017 20:22

So, what were you laughing at OP?

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Friday 13 January 2017 21:13

Laughter isn't always the best medicine

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399 41

Friday 13 January 2017 20:22

So, what were you laughing at OP?

Diveafall 3

Saturday 14 January 2017 7:13

your profile pic ?

FrozenMusic 26

Friday 13 January 2017 21:13

Laughter isn't always the best medicine

chirstinap325 23

Friday 13 January 2017 21:28

That's what you get for faking that someone's funny when they aren't lol

Diveafall 3

Saturday 14 January 2017 7:12

This was funny at least xD

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