Love: Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend...

By Nick - 22/08/2010 23:33 - France

Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML

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phatdaddy 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:57

YDI for robbing your girlfriend. Don't you know she has a taser?

eldiablo2196 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:47

y would she do that

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noahghosthand 12

Monday 19 October 2015 5:28

she was testing it.

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