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By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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g_ayvel 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

How is that possible?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:07

I'm sure it's scared of you too.

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mfayem 15

Friday 24 February 2012 23:22

Umm... What?

newburton13 26

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:31

How?

kiss_1214 17

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:34

What are you scared of?? That the fat rolls are gona suffocate you??

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:40

They might.

ArmyScout19DB4 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:05

YDI for being fat, its called exercise and not eating so much... try it some time fat@ss

2cute4u_18 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:08

You must be a pussy then

BlAzEtHiS 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 10:48

How did you do that exactly?

slients_1234 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:18

Hahahahaha I almost pissed my self laughing

llamalullabies 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:27

Everyone on here is insensitive. How do you know that OP doesn't have a form of body dysmorphia or an eating disorder? Don't be an asshat. Know the full story, and be open minded so you don't post things that are hurtful!

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:43

Asshat? Really?

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:38

Lose some freaking weight&& quit complaining. It's not our fault you like food to much. Truth hurts& shit happens.

nabila21 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:12

JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE YEAH!!! DO THE JIGGLE MAN ... JIGGLY AND I KNOW IT!!!

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