Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming...

By SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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SpLo0gIeR 9

Monday 13 February 2012 21:00

Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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griffins33 4

Monday 13 February 2012 18:58

I bet your ticket price went up after that!

Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Monday 13 February 2012 19:03

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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dream1_fml 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 6:22

The oP posted saying he just got a warning, honestly you should respect law inforcment officersand respect them and understand the correct placements of jokes and seriousness.

KellyPeterson92 10

Tuesday 14 February 2012 6:51

Haha you're my hero! I hate f*cking cops.

ittybitttyme 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 7:14

You're an idiot

julian24245 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 7:43

Don't taze me bro!

4ugu4 7

Tuesday 14 February 2012 7:44

Would've been funnier if u said, "Your mom's ass."

WorldsGhost 2

Tuesday 14 February 2012 7:54

Now your leaving her house in the back of his car in cuffs!

codieisdank 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 8:50

Win.

Klutch505 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 9:36

Hahaha. Totally worth it.

DaneTrain9311 7

Tuesday 14 February 2012 10:32

What's it like repeatedly getting hit in the head by a nightstick?

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 14:42

again, not the best place for a mom joke.

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