Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell... - FML

By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:32

The police were just being picky

aali12 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:31

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

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baconstrips 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:00

Pené

brendonuriepatd 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:19

When were 7 year olds allowed to drive?

darkmis1 17

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:22

Apparently eating your boogers helps your immune system......needless to say, I'd rather have a low immune system. OP: digging for gold should be done in a cave (aka your house.) Never let the public know where your secret stash is >.>

33whitten 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:34

Good job being a dumbass

azkollias08 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:47

You can use the gold u found up there to pay the ticket!

twofirstnames 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:49

Multitasker!

alex6946 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:56

When I go on long road trips I always count the nose-pickers I see!(: nasty people :o

kkelseymaee 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:03

That's both incredibly disgusting and extremely embarrassing.

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:04

I bet it was a mistake by the police officer. Otherwise, u probably wouldn't post this as an fml XD

arab_princess 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:06

Ew... Just ew.

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