Love: Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Smooth

sarah5745 41

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)

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JuliusSeizure 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:37

You should have recovered with "My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in."

Sassybq1 13

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:38

Well..... Now we know where you were when diarrhea struck.....

Donat96 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:41

....Clean me up, please?

Stryker_13 19

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:44

Did you continue to propose after that or..?

inseenglish 9

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:51

what was your reaction ? -"shit" ?

MelTheGreat 23

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:52

Taco Bell strikes again.

mkayden 23

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:57

lost your shit, huh?

GothicKnife 11

Sunday 5 October 2014 21:07

That must have been a shitty moment.

brivielle 15

Monday 6 October 2014 1:13

Goodtimes26 7

Sunday 5 October 2014 21:16

What a crappy proposal

MasterBob_fml 14

Sunday 5 October 2014 21:22

Hiding the ring in your stool... brilliant, not many would look there.

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