Miscellaneous: Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them...

By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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duhanii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:05

should have done them yourself.

Richisme 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:07

draw them on with sharpie

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feedmecookies 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:38

i cut mine with teh sccizzors :O

KaneStatic 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:44

maybe if you hang upside down you'll look happy?

enlitenbank 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:25

LOL, fantastic hahahaha fyl though :)

rebbee 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:58

YDI for trusting an idiot to pluck your eyebrows. Why didn't you do it yourself?

kayleemay 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:34

aww, dont be sad.

fortunefades 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:50

Offer to do your sister's eyebrows ;)

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 4:19

I'd be sad too, if my SISTER WAS A RETARD

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 4:19

I'd be sad too, if my SISTER WAS A RETARD

sincityxD 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 8:16

lmfaooo damns reminds me of the time I shaved off my eyebrow accidently -__-

gummyhunter_01 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 10:01

this made me squirt soda from my nose.. it hurts..

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