Transportation and Cars: Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats,...

By Maggie - 10/12/2011 16:45 - Canada

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

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Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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TheLifeOfANewman 6

Tuesday 27 May 2014 1:10

My father would do that, lol

FreestylePython 14

Monday 28 July 2014 9:07

if it wasnt a stick then it should have been no problem

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:30

if you are wise that's all you need

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Friday 29 May 2015 4:41

How did it go? I hope that everyone is alive! :)

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Monday 27 July 2015 9:46

Least he trust ya

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