Miscellaneous: Today, I got kicked out of my local supermarket for 'acting suspicious'....

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By meltingturtle - 18/05/2016 22:09 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I got kicked out of my local supermarket for 'acting suspicious'. Apparently a 16-year old boy buying four cans of tuna, a redbull, and a spatula is considered 'suspicious' and it's clear that I'm 'up to something'. FML

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lolnothanks 18

Friday 20 May 2016 13:35

Can never be too sure with those 16 yr olds

baka4815 21

Thursday 19 May 2016 21:54

Just go to another store. One that actually lets teenagers shop. That's what I did.

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baka4815 21

Thursday 19 May 2016 21:54

Just go to another store. One that actually lets teenagers shop. That's what I did.

lolnothanks 18

Friday 20 May 2016 13:35

Can never be too sure with those 16 yr olds

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