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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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iluvpink10 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:58

Awww

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Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:49

Like a good neighbor statefarm is there:)

purplepenguine 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:08

there are so many fml's just like this

twizlersrock 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:10

ur boss is kinda a jerk

kaylapple 1

Monday 25 July 2011 20:20

your boss is twisted.

justforsmiles 3

Thursday 18 October 2012 7:30

So what? just because of his comment you threw the food away? WTF

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