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By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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JessieRaye 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:15

Oh look, i got edited. So I will say it again. *SNEEZE* Oh sorry, I am allergic to bull excrement.

coopcas 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:16

30, it was Mick Jagger, dipshit.

Button_x 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:17

#31 LMAO. XD

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:17

whoever edited # 23's amazing master piece of a comment should just go die :)

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:55

what'd 23 say?

ziqi92 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:17

dont volunteer for hypnotics next time!!

your_mother 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:18

OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!

beebeeL 1

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:18

this is SO fuccing funny XD

Shizden 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:19

30 it was Mick Jagger not michael jackson

annaattack 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:19

Hahahhahah this is HILARIOUS. 23 & 30 FTW.

itsgen 16

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:20

if i were you i would move schools why the freak would you let urself get hypnotized you never know the stupid things you could do

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