Health: Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping....

By pepsifoot - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

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diggs010 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:42

roller derbys are badass?

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:44

Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.

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nicksand 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:05

no one cares

PepsiMerch 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:37

lol..pepsi

the_huldra 1

Monday 11 July 2011 5:00

Badass like roller Derby??? You want to know the worst part of roller skating? Telling your patents your gay...

Hootie_95 0

Friday 26 August 2011 6:13

Yum pepsi :)

IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:36

That's funny xD

scarypops 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:49

I play roller derby! Pahahahah

bbakr 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:01

Roller derby is badass?

jsheffres 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 7:36

Roller Derby is the definition of badass.

gpg5 19

Monday 22 July 2013 12:03

It's the girl from happy wheels!

Baller_Bob 17

Saturday 15 March 2014 4:16

On the bus?

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