Health: Today, I got hit in the testicles with a roughly 85mph lacrosse...

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By Aw, Nuts - 10/05/2016 01:05 - United States - Burke

Today, I got hit in the testicles with a roughly 85mph lacrosse shot. I wasn't wearing a cup because it was supposed to be an easy practice. I have a softball sized hematoma in my scrotum that stings with every step I take. FML

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Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 10 May 2016 13:56

Safety first. Hopefully you learned your lesson.

Murica_Ball_ES 7

Tuesday 10 May 2016 11:50

I feel you. That has happened to me before lol.

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Murica_Ball_ES 7

Tuesday 10 May 2016 11:50

I feel you. That has happened to me before lol.

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 10 May 2016 13:56

Safety first. Hopefully you learned your lesson.

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