Transportation: Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver...

By Rob - 09/10/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

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By Anon - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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Saturday 9 October 2010 11:56

Haha what the hell

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Saturday 9 October 2010 12:03

Do you suffer from receiptophobia?

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analoveshotcoco 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:18

Well you were in new York

Z33F 2

Friday 31 August 2012 23:10

FTP

Nosakare56 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 17:58

hardcore cab driver

mountainguy 7

Wednesday 26 February 2014 9:37

should've just taken the receipt.

anonymous100000 17

Monday 3 November 2014 21:43

sue

thefmlman2011 36

Saturday 7 November 2015 22:05

ahh, new York City...

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