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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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violetsweety 26

Thursday 8 March 2012 11:57

Feel the burn.

AllSoul 23

Thursday 8 March 2012 11:57

Toasters these days, they're scaring a lot of people!

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jmoreno 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 15:38

Scared of the toaster I remember when I use to be but then I realize the toaster is actually really nice it's the blender who is a complete ass!

loserman67 35

Thursday 8 March 2012 15:53

What? Did it jump out from behind the blender and yell, "BOO" My toaster did that all the time, then I shortened it's cord and now it can't hide anymore.

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 8 March 2012 15:59

^ you're using the same joke, idiot.

SeemsToFail 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 16:14

# 11 your dumb its a first or second degree burn, look it up. And Sorry OP I know your pain

hateevryone 14

Thursday 8 March 2012 16:16

well that'll be a great story to tell everybody.

FMLucky 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 16:29

Damn toaster, you scurry!

license2chill 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 16:33

Well, your situation is a lot better than the fml I read a while ago, where the toaster scared a cat to death, literally

Michael_92 20

Thursday 8 March 2012 16:38

Lol that joke is bad....made me chuckle none the less.

lylotrezor 20

Thursday 8 March 2012 16:43

Oh, the pain. D: Sorry, OP, I hope it gets better soon. FYL indeed.

lilpowers 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 16:46

Talent right there!!

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