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MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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Nailed it

anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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Anonymous - 13/03/2015 19:35 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

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Old school cool

Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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thoughtitwasspecial - 18/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

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montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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MILF

Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Friday 20 January 2012 16:00

And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!

ClassyCommando 13

Friday 20 January 2012 16:57

'"Today, FML."

ImSoEffedUp 10

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:07

Stop looking at ****, and go out and get some.... You probably got forearms the size of Popeye's.....lmao....

lonelyraven 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:42

That's not bad! I do that when I'm bored too^.^ **** is not only entertaining but also educational:D

lonelyraven 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:45

Nvm miss read the post. That sux:

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Sunday 22 January 2012 4:48

Where's the surprise? It is all pretty shit viewing.

Isquatjarz 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:50

I give up in life... Smfh

greenglasses 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:05

Your gross!!

Insane94 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 10:28

Been there... :(

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Sunday 22 January 2012 20:21

Shit happens when u dont get ur dick twisted pussy

thelawmak3r 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:48

Gay **** i understand

jack5225 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:34

Y the **** were u looking at gay ****

jack5225 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:32

R u sure ur still a guy because I hav never heard of a dude who got bored of ****

cheerluv15 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:49

How?

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 10 years has a beloved wife and a gun. I never even knew he was married or that he packed heat; others outed him. His response is not one of remorse but of self-righteousness and being outright mean to me, especially fun given my dad just died, and my uncaring mom attacks me for not supporting genocide. FML

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Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML

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Today, there was a homeless guy asleep on a bench. I had to step around some kids and my bag hit the homeless guy. Now I can only assume he was a homeless veteran, because the speed with which he woke up, screamed “enemy contact”, and practically broke my knee, tells me he had years of training. FML

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Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML

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Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML

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