Love: Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel.... - FML

By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

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ollie179 21

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

that is why god invented cops.

XxbubblegumkizxX 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:27

o.O thats not creepy...

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someguy314159265 15

Friday 1 July 2011 1:42

Tell him to call the cops. As for people calling her boyfriend a pussy and saying that he needs to "man up" and confront the ex, nowhere does it say that the ex does not have a deadly, long-range weapon of some sort, such as a gun.

skyluhSM 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:12

that's just plain out creepy...

skyluhSM 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:12

that's just plain out creepy...

coltsluvr123 2

Friday 1 July 2011 5:31

at least your ex cares...? probably a little too late but still...? :D

FifaFtw 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:39

kick his ass lol

miamichelsea12 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:56

Been there done that. Looks like someone isn't ready to let u go.

kingofchips 0

Friday 1 July 2011 6:20

Agreed fight em

hateevryone 14

Friday 1 July 2011 6:36

just tell him to call the police

JackyIdkk 7

Friday 1 July 2011 6:37

thts fukkin scary' :o

bambi02 0

Friday 1 July 2011 7:10

haha perfect time to buy a tazer :)

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