Miscellaneous: Today, I got an urgent call from my grandfather stating that... - FML

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By italianskater69 - 08/05/2016 18:04 - United States

Today, I got an urgent call from my grandfather stating that his lake needed to be weed-eated. The weather looked bad so I decided if I got it done fast, I'll beat the storm. Halfway through, the string broke and it's Sunday. My grandpa is in church. I'm locked out in the middle of a storm. FML.

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Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:56

So, how were you planning in out of the storm even if the string had not broke?

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:56

So, how were you planning in out of the storm even if the string had not broke?

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